Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Crystal balls and

other things I don’t have.


There are many types of balls to bounce, throw, and roll. Even better than your mother’s meatballs or my aunt’s rum balls are the crystal ones that provide predictions. I don’t have one.

Hold that thought.

(A big shiny ball)

Please enjoy Lisleman’s blogger predictions that I just pulled out of my …

  • Mrs. 4444 (who will be keeping the same number of 4s) will get some fame for sighting Big-Foot up in Wisconsin. It will turn out to be a fragment of her imagination and a slight embarrassment when she later discovers it was the hairy neighbor down the road.
  • Unknown Mami, who commented once that she is a useless psychic, will be offering designer Head Bags for those that want to avoid the paparazzi and recycle paper bags.
  • OneStonedCrow will crack some rock while working on his house. A rare gem will be found in the stone. (if this does come true be sure to remember who told you. If it doesn’t and you smash a finger or toe don’t blame me. You should know better than listening to advice from a blog title “A Few Clowns Short”.)
  • Jillsy Girl will NOT change her blog title again next year. She will take a picture of a bird and create yet another blog game.
  • Blogitse will help more Americans learn that the port Casablanca really does exist and where it is.
  • Savannah will spread her southern sweetness hundreds of times during 2011 with her sugar greetings and comments.
  • Bearman will reply “I was just drawn this way.”
  • Technobabe will philosophize on life and readers will be impressed. She will be named the top blogger of ---- (fill in the name of her small town).
  • JJ of The Fifty Factor will hold a pool party and share pictures. Wine will flow. Dancers will swing. But the pool will remain fixed and in place.
  • Kristin-the-goat will discover new youtube clips to cry over. I will not understand why.

Note, I follow more blogs than the ones I subjected to my predictions. I ran out of predictions and besides if I kept going I would only get in deeper trouble and you might get tired of reading. Please share you own predictions in the comments.

Oh, still holding that thought? Ok go ahead and share it with us down in the comment section.


Happy New Year - have a ball, just don’t drop it.


24 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Sounds pretty good. I predict you will keep being awesome.

lisleman said...

thank you - it is awesome to get comments like yours. Now I feel like I should have tried to think of a snuggie prediction.

Mrs4444 said...

Big Foot, huh? Do my son's size 14's count?

lisleman said...

Well that would be bigger than mine so I would say "big foot" there.
Do you think they are still growing? Can he water ski barefoot?
thanks

Thisstopwilloughby said...

I'm not very good with predictions unless they're after the fact. Then I almost always get them right.

When I need reliable advice, I turn to the 8 Ball. Unfortunately, I usually get the reply "Ask again later".

Mrs4444 said...

Thankfully, they haven't grown any bigger in the last year. You should see his downhill ski boots--They're enormous! I don't think he's ever water skied. He did have the nickname "Flipper" on swim team, though :)

Kristin_The_Goat said...

Yes yes yes, I'm a crier. Not Jon Crier, just a crier. I predict that you will be pretty close to being correct on my mine. LOL

Aledys Ver said...

Hilarious!!! :D Happy New Year!!!

BLOGitse said...

ooooops, I dropped mine. Now I can't tell any predictions!

OneStonedCrow said...

haha - thanks lisleman - I hope your prediction has a happy outcome - I'll take extra care of my fingers and toes ... don't want to end up in hospital being comforted by a gorgeous nurse ... hey?

Best wishes to you and your loved ones for 2011 friend.

lisleman said...

dropped your thought or crystal ball?

lisleman said...

thanks best wishes to you also.
Is Namibia known for its gorgeous nurses? That would help relieve some of one's pain.

lisleman said...

Best wishes for your New Year.

lisleman said...

Given your posts and comments about it - that prediction was not very hard to think of.

savannah said...

THAT is one prediction that i am sure will come true in 2011, sugarpie! wishing you and yours a happy new year! xoxoxo

lisleman said...

Good it will improve my prediction score. Thanks for the sweet wishes.

Barbara said...

I predict I'll be be reading more of your posts in 2011. Glad I discovered you in 2010!

TechnoBabe said...

Oh wizard lisleman, your predictions are well said. And fun. Thanks for including my little hippie blog in your list of predictions. I predict lisleman gets more followers in 2011 and more photos of his sightseeing and car trips will appear on his blog.

Jillsy said...

I love all your predictions ~ even those that are not mine! I think you might have a calling ~ let's see how many you end up getting correct!!

Just got back from our Florida vacation to my Mom's. Good to be home, but we did have a very nice time even if it was almost as cold as Atlanta the entire time we were there.

lisleman said...

like your prediction and the wizard title - thanks

lisleman said...

good prediction that I hope comes true

unknownmami said...

Hmmm, I'm not sure that the paper bag over the head craze will take off, but I could use the extra income.

Bearmancartoons said...

Bearman is known to embellish things though. Happy New Year sorry so late on commenting.

lisleman said...

thanks for checking out my prediction

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