Thursday, January 29, 2026
Blowin' in the wind
Friday, October 29, 2021
the conversion doesn't work
Win a free trip to the land of milk and honey.
Now typically every grocery store has milk and honey, so do we already live in the land of milk and honey? Also, do any of you know of a popular meal that combines milk and honey?
As you probably know the phrase comes from the Bible, so maybe the translation got messed up.
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| Tower Bridge towering over the others. |
Moving on to the land of fish and chips, I'll share my wasted thinking about measurement standards.
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Those words about walking are the chorus lines from "I'm Gonna Be" by the Scottish rock duo, The Proclaimers. Substitute miles with kilometers and it just doesn't work.
But I would walk five hundred kilometers
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand kilometers
To fall down at your door
Those of you who think in metric terms know that 500 kilometers of length is shorter than 500 miles.
With that fact in mind, I conclude that if you walked a kilometer in my shoes you still wouldn't have walked a mile in my shoes. Of course, I'm not giving up my shoes but I have some old slippers that you can have for free. Walk a mile in my old slippers.
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
better than a sharp stick in the eye
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| it moose be done |
I can't complain, I eat well enough. Of course, we know you can be hungry for more than food. I don't have Hungry Eyes but I do remember the dancing movie that made the song a hit.
My listening of eye songs lead me to this great titled song written and sung be Willie Nelson, Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain.
There are many good songs with references to the emotional impact of looking into an other's eyes. The song that can get my eyes a little watery is Eric Clapton's My Father's Eyes.
Hopefully all the eye song listening will help to remind me to get my eyes checked soon (Doctor My Eyes?). I might be low on insight but want to keep my sight focused.
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Contagious smiles
Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care
Leave, but don't leave me
Look around
Choose your own ground
Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
(from Breathe by Pink Floyd)
The best of lives have a surplus of smiles. The tears you’ll cry are an essential part of the big picture but sharing smiles will wipe them away at least for awhile.
Do these lyrics provide some guidance? I think so, but you need to ponder over the ideas behind the words. Life is not so simple especially as we become adults and struggle to make our way through many obstacles and sad times. Life is simpler when we are very young and naive about problems.
Getting a child to laugh is so rewarding. Often the younger ones’ laughing spreads and those around them laugh or at least break a big smile. The simple fun of knocking over a stack of empty boxes at the library provided our granddaughter laughs. Her picture gives me a smile.
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| simple laughs and smiles |
Monday, August 28, 2017
get out of our lives Donny John
I know you're hopin' to find
Someone who's gonna give you piece of mind
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff
I'm just second hand news
I'm just second hand news
Second hand news is better than fake news. Get ready, I’m going to bounce from Fleetwood Mac to Carly Simon to Simon and Garfunkel. I found a great parody of a classic song used to satirize Donny John (oh I decided to start using “Donny John” for our can-you-believe-it president - Thank you Tina Fey).
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| don't know if I want to try this beer |
Now that (can you believe it?) he hangs out at the White House when he isn’t at one of his resorts I’ve updated a few lines my parody.
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your HAIR strategically dipped below one eye
Your scowl was taut
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself cavort
And ALT RIGHT dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this NATION is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this NATION is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
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| starting the world glowing |
But my parodies don’t fly too well without a band and singer. This parody I found on Fakebook has it all - great words, and good singing voices. Check it out:




