Describe a lawyer.
Did you use the term bloodsucking?
There are all types of lawyers specializing in every area of our lives. Maybe they are not all bloodsucking, but after you visited the New York city legal office of Winston & Strawn you might notice red spots on your skin.
They really do suck blood!
The Winston & Strawn staff received this alert about the new extra staff working 24/7.
“...To all personnel of the NY office: As we informed you yesterday, we have bed bugs in our office space. After a complete inspection of our office space last evening, which confirmed that our infestation is throughout our space, we have decided to implement liberal leave today,...”
Did you notice how their client squirmed during the deposition?
Now a little closer to home.
(Scott Strazzante/Chicago Tribune)
Cute hats - I don't think any of those guys are lawyers. It would be cool if I had a lawyer wearing a hat like that.
This week in a nearby suburban hotel is hosting the Bedbug Summit. Registration was $395 so I decided to take a pass.
Is the hotel that desperate to allow a bedbug conference to be booked there? Do the next renters of that conference room get a break?
The American Bar Association’s meeting planners should contact the Bedbug Summit planners. There has to be a few common topics for creating great training sessions.
(bedbugs + lawyers ? How about Happymeals + lawyers - check it out)
Is the hotel that desperate to allow a bedbug conference to be booked there? Do the next renters of that conference room get a break?
The American Bar Association’s meeting planners should contact the Bedbug Summit planners. There has to be a few common topics for creating great training sessions.
(bedbugs + lawyers ? How about Happymeals + lawyers - check it out)
