|trust me these would not fit in that box|
Hey Bill what did you get for Christmas?
A box of rocks. It’s a box with rocks glued on inside.
Actually both my older brother and I both got a box of rocks each. I guess no two rocks are exactly the same so we had unique rocks.
Now they were fancy rocks and labeled. It would sound better if I called it a box of minerals I guess. Our uncle taught geology and perhaps wanted to inspire us to consider his studies. Now that I’m an adult and know companies often offer freebies to influence a professor, I think there is a very good chance he got them for free. I’ll never know the boxes and rocks are long gone.
I’m a little surprised we didn’t throw them at each other.
Mom he hit me with a piece of granite!
No it was light piece of sandstone, cry-baby.
Did you get anything cool this year?