Sunday, October 31, 2010

fake ass

Recently I received one of the best text messages ever from my daughter.

"to answer ur question about how much a fake ass costs ... They’re $4.99"

Let me give you a little hindsight into this.  We were looking at some Halloween costumes and saw the clever pun-related "moon man" costume.  I wondered out loud, "what's a fake ass go for?".  Now I know.

I wanted to post this before the holiday fun was over because I don't want to make an ass of myself in November.  It's OK to do that on Halloween.

Of course when you get the answer to one question, it often generates more.  How many size options?  Are there ones with money coming out - as in "money coming out the wazoo"?  (which was one of my favorite superbowl ads http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oftjwYmlfoA  )

Oh I didn't buy one yet.  I'll wait for the two for one sale.

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18 comments:

Bearmancartoons said...

Two asses are better than one?

Jillsygirl said...

that is one of my all time favorite ads!!

lisleman said...

good to have a spare for when you wear your ass off or get your ass kicked.

californiagirl500 said...

I wish I had money coming out the "wazoo".

I uploaded a clown to my Empty Nest Evolution blog today. You'll like it.

Kristina P. said...

Who needs to spend $5,000 getting surgery done? Awesome.

And I did see your comment. 2 other people emailed me the "God Hates Snuggies" sign. Sob.

Mrs4444 said...

LOL!! I love that commercial! So funny.

As for the puns. you've reached into the bottom of the barrel there, my friend.haha

lisleman said...

yeah that's surprising because I always thought Moses had the first snuggie.

lisleman said...

I took a look - that's one scary clown.

Dwmatty said...

Or you could just wear a pair of pants with a hole in the back that exposes your backside. Keep the 4.99 and buy more candy.

lisleman said...

not really it gets cold here on Halloween.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Your daughter's text is a hoot!!!!
Hope you have a fun Halloween.
jj

BLOGitse said...

oh man...4.99 is cheap if you get what you want! :)

ps. could you visit my MAIN blog - I'm asking help for redirecting problem. I'd like to know if you still have it, thank you!

debbie_suburbsanity said...

That just seems like a very fair price!!

Fantastic Forrest said...

This is quite cheeky of you, Lisleman.

lisleman said...

thanks - do you think a pun blog would ever make it very big?

unknownmami said...

I'd say that is a very reasonable price. I certainly wouldn't sell my ass for that cheap.

Thisstopwilloughby said...

I can't remember the last time I was in the market for a fake ass, but it's nice to know how much it will cost me if I need one in the future!

To answer the question you asked on my blog, my son hung out in the tree for two hours. I didn't think he would last that long, but he did! It was a riot!

lisleman said...

two hours ??? wow he probably could have used a fake ass!

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