Monday, August 19, 2013

more broken news from Lisleman

I have not set up the Lisleman TV tray news desk for a few months.  This year, stories of a flood and a lady with massive parking tickets were reported.  The Lisleman news desk is not consistent nor reliable.  The Lisleman news feed fails to feed even a tiny bird's appetite.  However, you can depend on the news reports being biased and aged with a sprinkle of wild speculation.

my news troll

You know those news reports that have your hair standing on end?  This is not a story like that.  I wish I had stories like that because I probably would attract more readers (oh you have made this far so you can read right?  you are not here because of a troll doll fetish).

This story has a twist.

Who remembers Chubby Checker?  Here's a hint he is the twist part of the story.

A judge (da judge? as in here come da ...) has ruled that 71 year-old Chubby Checker can sue Hewlett Packer (HP) over a genital-measuring app.  Personally, I would not want to be over any genital related app.

There a few bits of news to be found here.

  • Chubby Checker is alive
  • Chubby Checker was smart enough to trademark his stage name
  • there is a market for genital related apps
  • Anthony Weiner does not appear to be involved
  • why did Mr. Weiner miss his chance on this app?
  • why would you need an app to measure something in your pants?
  • does the app keep the user's private parts numbers private? 
I am certainly no expert since I don't even own a smartphone.  Hopefully what's in HP's pocket will be revealed in court and the twister's name will be restored.

Before my TV tray falls over which would a dramatic way to end the news cast if I were to record one, I want to alert you the latest addition to Google Streetview - mountain tops!

Very cool with a 360 view from on high.  This link should take you to the "streetview" of the Aconcagua summit, Argentina.


Dawn Saros-Kirk said...

Uh, I actually do have a troll fetish because they're usually naked. (just kidding) My kids love Google Earth and like to look for places they are familiar with. I guess I didn't know one way or the other if Chubby Checker was still alive or not.

savannah49 said...

*duh* how dense am i? it took me a minute to make the connection!!!! LOL love your newsfeed, sweetpea! xoxo

Joanne said...

All the news that's fit to troll for.

lisleman said...

Oh that's a good one. thanks

lisleman said...

thanks. A news feed with a laugh I hope.

lisleman said...

I hope your kids enjoy looking around the top of a mountain. I find troll dolls funny. Kinda like seeing a baby's bare butt. thanks.

Bearman Cartoons said...

Change it to Chub Check and it should all be ok

lisleman said...

yeah that would have probably worked. I would have called it "are you happy to see me".

Cheryl P. said...

I agree with your list of news found within your post. I didn't know Chubby Checker was still alive nor did I know that there was an app to check out one's private parts. Actually, I didn't know there was a market for that sort of thing. I must lead a small life. Is there an ap to measure small lives?

lisleman said...

if there is not an app yet, someone would certainly make one if you gave them the idea. thanks

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