I have not set up the Lisleman TV tray news desk for a few months. This year, stories of a flood and a lady with massive parking tickets were reported. The Lisleman news desk is not consistent nor reliable. The Lisleman news feed fails to feed even a tiny bird's appetite. However, you can depend on the news reports being biased and aged with a sprinkle of wild speculation.
You know those news reports that have your hair standing on end? This is not a story like that. I wish I had stories like that because I probably would attract more readers (oh you have made this far so you can read right? you are not here because of a troll doll fetish).
This story has a twist.
Who remembers Chubby Checker? Here's a hint he is the twist part of the story.
A judge (da judge? as in here come da ...) has ruled that 71 year-old Chubby Checker can sue Hewlett Packer (HP) over a genital-measuring app. Personally, I would not want to be over any genital related app.
There a few bits of news to be found here.
Before my TV tray falls over which would a dramatic way to end the news cast if I were to record one, I want to alert you the latest addition to Google Streetview - mountain tops!
Very cool with a 360 view from on high. This link should take you to the "streetview" of the Aconcagua summit, Argentina.
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You know those news reports that have your hair standing on end? This is not a story like that. I wish I had stories like that because I probably would attract more readers (oh you have made this far so you can read right? you are not here because of a troll doll fetish).
This story has a twist.
Who remembers Chubby Checker? Here's a hint he is the twist part of the story.
A judge (da judge? as in here come da ...) has ruled that 71 year-old Chubby Checker can sue Hewlett Packer (HP) over a genital-measuring app. Personally, I would not want to be over any genital related app.
There a few bits of news to be found here.
- Chubby Checker is alive
- Chubby Checker was smart enough to trademark his stage name
- there is a market for genital related apps
- Anthony Weiner does not appear to be involved
- why did Mr. Weiner miss his chance on this app?
- why would you need an app to measure something in your pants?
- does the app keep the user's private parts numbers private?
Before my TV tray falls over which would a dramatic way to end the news cast if I were to record one, I want to alert you the latest addition to Google Streetview - mountain tops!
Very cool with a 360 view from on high. This link should take you to the "streetview" of the Aconcagua summit, Argentina.
10 comments:
Uh, I actually do have a troll fetish because they're usually naked. (just kidding) My kids love Google Earth and like to look for places they are familiar with. I guess I didn't know one way or the other if Chubby Checker was still alive or not.
*duh* how dense am i? it took me a minute to make the connection!!!! LOL love your newsfeed, sweetpea! xoxo
All the news that's fit to troll for.
Oh that's a good one. thanks
thanks. A news feed with a laugh I hope.
I hope your kids enjoy looking around the top of a mountain. I find troll dolls funny. Kinda like seeing a baby's bare butt. thanks.
Change it to Chub Check and it should all be ok
yeah that would have probably worked. I would have called it "are you happy to see me".
I agree with your list of news found within your post. I didn't know Chubby Checker was still alive nor did I know that there was an app to check out one's private parts. Actually, I didn't know there was a market for that sort of thing. I must lead a small life. Is there an ap to measure small lives?
if there is not an app yet, someone would certainly make one if you gave them the idea. thanks
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