On the fourth day of Christmas my true love posted four gift cards on my facebook page. Cool, much better than the third day’s left-over chicken. Transacting gift cards online prevents that first day problem:
One crunched fender in a parking lot.
The four gift cards are worth enough for me to buy great game bird calls. I hope to bag more than four duck calling birds. Instead of French hens or doves, I could have really used a few trained retrievers and duck blind.
Holy shotgun shells and Batman smells, I feel like singing.
I’m wearin fur thermals
I eat a hot potato
It’s tickling my fancy
Speak up I can’t hear you
Here in this duck blind
We got some wild wildlife
I’ve got news to tell ya
about some wild wildlife
Here come the duck hunters
They shoot wild wildlife
Ain’t that the way you like it
Shooting wild wildlife
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12 comments:
Certainly a lot of gifts. Very different than our celebrations, we don't give gifts but have to count which relative's house to visit on which day.
Duck Hunters, eh ?
You've anticipated my day 6 post :-)
mmmm I don't have a bookface account so I'll just have to settle for yesterday's chicken ... I guess the Parson's Nose has already been chowed hey ...
I don't think anyone actually gives gifts over the 12 days.
thanks
I hope people never start celebrating the holidays on Facebook. Just not the same as face to face.
thanks
I was wondering who was going to be the first to reference Christmas as just a "wild game" :-)
nice! i'm singing along, sugar! xoxoxo
I like your singing!
I love me some prezzies. Great BANGIN Blogfestivus posting!
Maybe the French hens are farm raised but most all the other birds could be wild. Except for maybe your dark-minded friends I think most think of these birds being alive when gifted. Without a vegan thought in my head I'm thinking fowl food and the only reason for a live gift would be to get fresher food.
thanks send my your next recording.
I had to look up "prezzies" - presents/gifts that makes more sense than my first thought - prizes.
thanks
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