“Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.” - Steven Wright.
You don’t need to be a mechanic to drive a car. You don’t need to be a plumber to use a restroom. Well actually I’ve been in some restrooms that really could use a full time plumber on staff. But do you need to be a writer to blog?
Christmas gifts - Here’s an idea - This year I’m giving everyone rolls of gift wrapping. Next year they will not need to worry about how big their present for me is because they’ll have plenty of wrapping paper. I think it’s best to think of others and help them out.
I forget now how I stumbled across this bit of trivia. Colma CA is a very special place for the hereafter. Informally, as of December 2006, Colma had 1,500 aboveground residents and 1.5 million underground. Must be a very peaceful quiet place and probably a great place for a lawnmower repair shop.
A German businessman is getting around an EU law banning incandescent bulbs by selling them as "Heat Balls" (seriously look it up). Would you say he saw the light or felt the heat?
You know President Obama went on a trip to India after the election. Don’t you think he got enough tea on election day? They have tea time everyday over there right?
Did you hear first dog Bo might be joining the Tea Party. He doesn’t want to be on a leash anymore.
Yeah when pigs fly - Did you just see that flying pig? If you happened to be driving on I-90 in Indiana last Monday you might have seen pigs fly when a truck took them for a ride off a ramp.
Talk about flying - This month the International Space Station celebrates 10 years of human presence. Who knows where they will go to celebrate - around the world I guess.
