Ok this only works if you are at least 40 years old.
- Acquire a good scanner.
- Scan a picture of yourself taken around 1990.
- Crop the picture if necessary (this might be very important as clothing styles change and I assume it’s not a naked picture of yourself) and post it on facebook.
- Wait for the comments such as - you look 20 years younger.
Digitally losing weight is by far the easiest way.
(note - this was a free gift for the readers of A Few Clowns Short)
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*sigh* 1990? well, sugar, for you, i might just do it... xoxox
Well, I'm 32. Can I still get away with it?
thanks I'm sure it will look great.
You mean your hair hasn't always been gray?
Well youngster, of course you could but going back 20 years would put you at 12 which might be pedophile range. I suggest just going back 10.
Oh, prepare for the future - take digital shots now and store in a safe place for when you're in your fifties.
Hey Blondie (who knows what the bag hides)
If you look really close you'll see a small patch of white on top. Trust me it's not light reflecting. I got that white hair the year of my divorce.
hmmm Digital Weight loss is a brilliant idea. Looks like you have kept your hair though ... can you do anything about that if you were bald 20 years ago? W.C.C.
Just tried it. Now people are asking how the hell I managed to pose in front of the Berlin wall again, when it was demolished back in 1990.
What do I do now ?
Can't I just put my head on a better body via computer?
I thought cartoons did that all the time.
Hmm yes the background could be a problem if it does exist anymore or looks completely different now. For example you wouldn't want a gas price sign in the background.
yes my hair is an asset but unlike ex-governor Blago I didn't let it go to my head. Well actually it is already on my head but you know what I mean.
Yeah, that'll work. No one will suspect a thing.
You're so generous. (the tip, not your waistline or anything, haha)
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