Do you shake or tilt your head after hearing or reading a story about some dumb thing?
I just think a-few-clowns-short-of-a-circus example.
Here's a few stories that exemplify the meaning of a-few-clowns-short-of-a-circus.
Lindsay Lohan slaps baby with lawsuit
(that's the way I would write the headline)
Is she being the baby in this or what?
The e-trade commercial which is really going to benefit from this used the phrase "that milkaholic Lindsay". She claims it refers to her - oh cmon. The baby is way way cuter than that Lindsay lawsuit Lohan.
Very dumb lawsuit that should be thrown out.
Lindsay and her law team = a few clowns short
Next -
Puppet cleavage banned from advertising posters
First off - WTF - what's puppet cleavage?
I guess you know it when you see it. Apparently, a conservative approach is taken in Colorado Springs. Poster ads for "Avenue Q" off broadway show had too much fuzzy cleavage showing.
This has me wondering - would you use a hand puppet to grope puppet cleavage?
Also, Lindsay lawsuit Lohan could sue the puppet for cleavage resembling her.
Next -
Laboratory in North Yorkshire invents meat crisps
(for the Brit slang challenged - crisps = chips)
Does the world need bags of meat crisps?
Maybe everyone will be munching their meat crisps while watching puppet cleavage dancing. If these meat crisps become anything like the WOW chip - watch out. I don't know how to tie Lindsay into this one. IMHO Lindsay is about as useful as a meat crisp.
