I really like Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", but Colbert is not as funny for me. So election night I watch Jon's part and not Colbert's half. It looks like I made the wrong choice in the opinion of the Chicago Tribune's TV watcher.
Thanks to Maureen Ryan over at the Chicago Tribune site, we have a great quote from the Colbert Report.
What will happen now that the Democrats have taken control of the House, and may take over the Senate? Colbert knows all too well:
“Tomorrow, you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world, where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags, where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. And everybody’s high!”
Wow - there's a government program sure to stir up some people - government funded teaching of evolution to illegal immigrants. Just to add a little more, why not hold classes in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge?
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