Lisleman’s Left-over Laughs are here again.
It’s the third time but who’s counting.
Now is your chance to share a laugh.
Remember when Coca-Cola sang to us, "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke"?
I know this is a small start but I’d like to give the world a laugh. Join in with your link below. I’ll start it off with a link to one of my funny posts. But before you get to that here’s a joke my wife emailed me recently.
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office... She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started...
Now don’t tell me. I’ve nothing to do.