Wednesday, September 21, 2011

LLL number 3

Lisleman’s Left-over Laughs are here again. 

It’s the third time but who’s counting. 

Now is your chance to share a laugh. 

Remember when Coca-Cola sang to us, "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke"? 

I know this is a small start but I’d like to give the world a laugh.   Join in with your link below.  I’ll start it off with a link to one of my funny posts.   But before you get to that here’s a joke my wife emailed me recently.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office... She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started...

I can’t blog



Now don’t tell me. I’ve nothing to do.


27 comments:

oceangirl said...

This is too funny Lisleman.  And I thought your wife was going to get mad that you showed your chest to another woman. Oh this is funny.

oceangirl said...

Its a joke! Now I get it, still funny!

lisleman said...

LOL that's funny - you would be a fun person to tell jokes to.  I have some jokes which sound like they are about real people or events but they are just jokes.  I don't know if you watch much stand-up comedy but they typically deliver it in a personal way too.  I hope to see a your link added to the list above.  It will be open for a week.
thanks

frau said...

Great joke.....I wish my brain retained jokes....I'd share a few if I could remember them...I suffer from CRS (can't remember sh@t ) 
Thanks for the laugh today!

OneStonedCrow said...

Hehehe ... good one ... like frau, I'm no good a remembering jokes when I need them ... when I do remember them there's no one around to share them with ... Sod's :Law I guess ...

lisleman said...

You are welcome.  While not a cure, alcohol has help a few with CRS.  It modifies the condition into the DGAS condition.  Don't Give A Shit.  Be careful not to take too much because then you get SF (Shit Faced) and nobody wants to see that.
You know I could be shit doctor.

lisleman said...

Only remembering them when no one is around sounds like a joke itself.  But it's not just jokes.  Often the funny stories are better than the jokes.  thanks

Barbara said...

One of my favorites! Sorry I still haven't linked up - I don't have many funny ones but I could probably scrounge up one. I just have more good intentions than follow throughs!

lisleman said...

Please scrounge up one.  I don't think I've had any Texas humor for some time.  You have plenty of time.  The link thing is open for a week.
thanks

BearmanCartoons said...

Added one that wasn't from me but still funny

lisleman said...

I like it.  Simple ones can be the funniest.  thanks for linking it.

tracismixedbag said...

Your wife is hilarious, I wonder if my husband remembers and recounts my cute funny little jabs. 

lisleman said...

That could be a funny post which would link up really good here on LLL #3.  Are you willing to share your best jabs?
thanks

tracismixedbag said...

I wish I could. I have the worst memory. If I don't write stuff down, I forget it.

lisleman said...

If you have any funny old posts that would work too.

tracismixedbag said...

I honestly don't think any of my posts are funny. I'm funny (in person) but I'm not a funny writer. I'll have to look for one.

oceangirl said...

My Leftover Laughs is up:)

lisleman said...

well I guess you changed your mind on that one.  Do you often change your mind?  If reminds me of the Billy Joel song, "She's Always A Woman To Me".  Ok I'll remove your last link.

Shrinky said...

Too funny!  And you are such a generous blogger, Lisleman, always looking to give a platform for others to share their posts in. 

lisleman said...

Blogging and sharing are synonymous to me.  Thanks for the nice words and submitting a laugh to share with us.

Nita said...

Yep you got me laughing out loud. I will have to tell this one to my husband. Hope you enjoy my super hero photo.

Nita said...

I forgot to say thanks for the video link too. I love the Statler Brothers.

lisleman said...

very good I did my good deed.  I liked the odd red caped cyclist.  thanks

Mrs4444 said...

Very funny. I thought you were going to say that forgetting your wallet was evidence enough. Cute story.

lisleman said...

I'm starting to think a few readers (I know people read posts quickly) are thinking that social security office story happened to me.  It's just a joke.
thanks

Kristin_The_Goat said...

I've heard that joke before, so I didn't think it was about you -- but it is funny to think that you just "might" do it or your wife would say such a thing!  haha!

LOVE this song - Thanks!!  I haven't heard it in ages and it always makes me think of my Dad.  He used to sing this song when it came on the radio.  I'm going to ask him to sing it when I see him this week.  :)

lisleman said...

Yes I could resemble that joke.  Wow thanks for this feedback, I'm very glad to help anyone with remembering family memories.
thanks

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