I need agents. Publicity agents sure but they typically charge money. No, I’m looking for some undercover agents.
Actually, a better description might be underfoot, in-shoe, or happy-feet agents.
I’m trying to crack the pedicure conspiracy. I don’t want to actually get one because that would just be too weird for me. Wow I still vividly recall the trauma of having someone shampoo my hair at a salon once. I can wash my own hair - please.
Did I miss the memo?
Nobody sends memos - Ok, did I miss the text?
What? Everyone has happy feet that just need to be photographed.
I don’t buy it! (I hate shopping so I don’t buy much of anything but I already posted about that. In that hate shopping post I described some shampoo I had to buy. Would you believe a reader commented that they use the same shampoo for their horses? Oh I love comments.)
There is some devious plot behind all these toes showing up on blogs and Facebook. Reminds me of the
marketing campaign devious conspiracy of the Marlboro man.
How about that silly rabbit telling you Trix are for kids?
That was no silly rabbit. An evil hare that almost fooled me into thinking rabbits were stealing my food. Hurry up eat the Trix before that rabbit gets here. After Trix it was a short time before I wanted to grow my hair long, join a rock-n-roll band and make a break for the border.
Nehru jacket on and headed for the next 007 mission.
I need to snap out of these memories of it. Oh the wasted hours and money chasing the fantasy of a Bond-girl waiting in a hot Aston-Martin.
People I see the same signs again. Oh sure, just some colored toes. Then it’s my painted toes next to your toes. Cute colors. Hey you have sparkles on yours?
They are stringing you along. Guiding your feet ever so gently and slowly to some new product or service. You will soon believe it to be a must-have, to-die-for thing.
Who knows (except the evil masterminds) what it will be. A type of nanotechnology that tingles your toes. Maybe your toes will glow in the dark and become the latest version of a mood ring.
At first I thought I would post examples from the many blogs I have noticed toe pictures. But no, there’s problems with that. We are talking innocent victims here so I don’t want to point them out. Also, I would not want anyone to get the notion that I enjoy toes or feet. I don’t. In fact I think toes (ok baby toes are cute) are one of the uglier parts of our bodies. Right there with elbows. The world doesn’t need more toe pictures. Stop taking them.
Instead I’ll just ask you, if you feel strong enough, to open up about your toe pictures. Maybe you have a friend that needs an intervention to halt their pedicure addiction. Maybe you just have some extra nail polish to unload. Let it out.
As I said at the start - codename tow truck (yes I know toe vs. tow - it’s a codename that needs to subtle) - who wants to be an agent?
*+*;) urgent updated report ;)*+*
Agent 002 (notice that we still have room for many more agents) just sent this in.
OMG - Interesting - maybe they are jumping from toes to fingers. Oh that would be a sly move even for a trix-eating-rabbit.