Just trying to have a beer the other day.
This strange looking dude walks up next to me at the bar.
alterman “I ain’t lookin’ to compete with you”lisleman “Yo talkin to me?”
alterman “Beat or cheat or mistreat you”lisleman “What? Let’s step outside and settle this, now!”
alterman “Simplify you, classify you”lisleman “Oh I’ll make it really simple. Just bend over and let me shove ....”
alterman “Deny, defy or crucify you”lisleman “Yeah, you’re the one that will be soon begging for mercy.”
alterman “All I really want to do”lisleman “Yeah I’m listening.”
alterman “Is, baby, be friends with you”lisleman “Oh, well then, here’s my blog address please come by but don’t call me baby. It kinda creeps me out. Let me buy you a beer.”