Wednesday, July 18, 2012

blog recession

I’m not predicting a blog recession. Vast amounts of words and pictures of painted toes are building up in the blog inventory (operation tow truck). However, we might be having a seasonal downturn in blog postings.  A summer vacation season slowdown. I do believe the number of painted toes pictures appear to be holding steady and should make for a strong 4th quarter showing. (don’t kick me with those toes if I’m wrong)

after b-game with friends I always grab my water and jet suit

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Kathy said...

You are too much.....

bearman said...

I called my are right. She doesn't recommend it.

lisleman said...

I got you to call your mom. Now that's worth something.

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Secret Agentwoman said...

I hope you mean painted toenails and not painted toes.

lisleman said...

good catch but if I was doing the painting it would end up being being the whole toe. thanks

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