Boring annoying holiday time with your relatives is just your attitude. I put myself in a festive mood first.
Oh Merry Christmas. Where are your parents?
Here pull my finger. Oh you remember that one do you?
Have you talked with Santa yet?
Oh you are too old for Santa, eh? I’m sure Santa has no problem crossing you off his list.
You’re asking me to play what?
I’ve been known to mix-up many names. Is it Jack or Jake?
Well Charlie, I remember on the sixth day you get six geese a-laying. NOT angry birds. Angry about what?
Did they get plucked for goose down?
You don’t know what goose down is?
Oh our wasted education tax dollars. Next time you’re blasted by an icy wind, you’ll wish you knew what goose down was.
Speaking of ice, I need to marinate more ice cubes. Hey move I’m watching the game.
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