75 % OFF
With the constant Black Friday shopping frenzy noise it's hard to get some attention. This is why I'm offering 75% off.
YES 75% OFF
Oh, you want to know off of what?
I thought it didn't matter because it was 75% off. With that type of deal who cares what it is.
Ok, well that's the problem I don't have anything in mind to sell. Could I sell you a few great words?
Starting Dec. 1, I'll be trying my best to post twelve days in a row about the twelve days of Christmas. Anyone who comments on all twelve posts will be ah, hmm, special.
If I don't follow you already and you manage to comment on all 12 posts then I'll be sure to follow you.
Hey I can give you A-Few-Clowns-Short points. No one has figured out any use for them but potentially they could be more valuable than a lock of Justin Bieber's hair.