I heard about this beauty pageant that was associated with muskrats. An odd combination, but the web site that describes a short documentary on this event also lists some pageants just as stranger or even stranger.
How about this list:
Miss Drumsticks
Miss Gilroy Garlic
Worm Gruntin’ Queen
Miss Penitentiary
Miss Hell Hole Swamp
Miss Rural Electrification
Miss Meat Pie
Shrimp and Petroleum Queen
From the above list, my top pick would be Miss Penitentiary. I imagine the runway is very short in the pen. Well if you bother to check it out, you'll find out it is in another country.
Well back to the muskrats and young ladies. Those young ladies with a skill of using a sharp knife on a muskrat - well - I imagine they could keep a guy in his place.
BTW - muskrat might taste better than the cheeseburgers in a can (previous post).
Here's at the link to the video site.
