tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post3911629398468378701..comments2024-01-19T17:19:30.290-06:00Comments on a few clowns short: other lisleman newsBill Lislemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-77893322446125901322010-06-12T18:51:16.126-05:002010-06-12T18:51:16.126-05:00The cops should carry those awards with them. Tha...The cops should carry those awards with them. That might be the only good thing about being a cop - the good stories about the nutters out there.<br />thanks <br />BTW - is "sugar" usually said to a guy or does it matter?lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-52904956441813101872010-06-12T18:38:14.955-05:002010-06-12T18:38:14.955-05:00sometimes i wish i could hand out darwin awards! g...sometimes i wish i could hand out darwin awards! great stories, sugar! xoxoxsavannahhttp://savmarshmama.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-75470858631930740302010-06-12T04:09:34.562-05:002010-06-12T04:09:34.562-05:00OMG that story of the lady calling 911 is hilariou...OMG that story of the lady calling 911 is hilarious!The Urban Cowboyhttp://theurbancowboy.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-6545234481861057482010-06-11T22:44:47.098-05:002010-06-11T22:44:47.098-05:00Wow, that lady calling 911 sounds like a winner!Wow, that lady calling 911 sounds like a winner!unknownmamihttp://www.unknownmami.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-42972926829120424242010-06-11T17:57:07.884-05:002010-06-11T17:57:07.884-05:00What a story!
That is one beautiful park. I could ...What a story!<br />That is one beautiful park. I could see how drinking would make it a bit dangerous. And yes, of course we'd send well wishes if it had been you!Maureen@IslandRoarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-86203580772890804302010-06-11T11:58:59.652-05:002010-06-11T11:58:59.652-05:00Yes balance is key but you don't need to stand...Yes balance is key but you don't need to stand on the edge all the time.<br />(hmm maybe I should register that quote somewhere I just thought it up)<br />thankslislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-88728610122059652542010-06-11T11:45:06.635-05:002010-06-11T11:45:06.635-05:00There is a lot of laughter among recovering drunks...There is a lot of laughter among recovering drunks, and I'm one who laughs the hardest. I have no problem with people who can handle alcohol: If Martha wants a glass of wine when we go out, then fine.<br /><br />This is probably no news to you, but Robin Williams is OCD—obsessive compulsive—and that often leads to alcohol or drugs. Addiction is a symptom of something else, usually a mental disorder.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-76547510915618290452010-06-11T07:48:18.098-05:002010-06-11T07:48:18.098-05:00Like most things in life, a little of everything, ...Like most things in life, a little of everything, but not too much!!dave hambidgehttp://hambocentral.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-1511199706444496872010-06-11T06:31:03.811-05:002010-06-11T06:31:03.811-05:00Pissed, piss and pissed! A great story t tell his ...Pissed, piss and pissed! A great story t tell his grandkids!frigginloonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-66021748573407376322010-06-11T00:12:44.091-05:002010-06-11T00:12:44.091-05:00Phew, so glad it wasn't you. Hope that guy is...Phew, so glad it wasn't you. Hope that guy is okay and learned his lesson.<br /><br />As for the fake 911 call-- There was one in Los Angeles this week by a 50-something woman who called 911 looking for a husband. Yes, she too was drunk.<br /><br />Oy<br />jjJoanna Jenkinshttp://www.thefiftyfactor.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-39000412646934528012010-06-10T21:06:45.078-05:002010-06-10T21:06:45.078-05:00Maybe I'm lucky. It didn't take too many ...Maybe I'm lucky. It didn't take too many drunken spells to learn that getting drunk and awful misery later on is really no fun at all. Yes I still drink but not often and not much. Thanks for sharing<br />all the best.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-80012764791534219042010-06-10T21:04:05.305-05:002010-06-10T21:04:05.305-05:00Thanks - That would be a great card. Good to know...Thanks - That would be a great card. Good to know the dumb drunk stories and jokes don't bother you. Maybe you know, but Robin Williams had alcohol and drug addictions. I listened to an interview of him where he was joking about it. Life is too crappy to take serious all the time.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-23002998916347774912010-06-10T20:42:58.340-05:002010-06-10T20:42:58.340-05:00I looked for a "Sorry you fell off a cliff&qu...I looked for a "Sorry you fell off a cliff" greeting card, but I couldn't find one—the lady said they can't keep enough in stock this time of year. And as it turns out, luckily you were the wrong Lisleman.<br /><br />Didn't those three bozos know that ANY tree can be used as a pissoir? Or a bush, or the side of a building, or hubcaps? And why am I asking YOU these questions?<br /><br />BTW, drunk stories and jokes don't bother me a bit—I tell 'em all the time.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-32066096234730865332010-06-10T17:49:21.758-05:002010-06-10T17:49:21.758-05:00I am so glad I don't drink. It's not the f...I am so glad I don't drink. It's not the fact that people have no idea how stupid they look to other people when they are drunk, it is so sad that some people want to get drunk to "feel better". My daughter used to say she wanted to "get a buzz" and proceeded to get blitzed. And argumentative and surly and a pain in the ass. When she wasn't drunk she was the first person to help someone and she was a generous and humorous woman. Gads.TechnoBabenoreply@blogger.com