tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post1225028661017573970..comments2024-01-19T17:19:30.290-06:00Comments on a few clowns short: Long tailed black swan tippingBill Lislemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-56166209399982211922012-01-31T18:28:47.471-06:002012-01-31T18:28:47.471-06:00hahaha.....thanks for the relaxing read:)
-Jennife...hahaha.....thanks for the relaxing read:)<br />-JenniferJennifer Richardsonhttp://ripplespeak.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-81276873311772114052012-01-31T17:12:33.481-06:002012-01-31T17:12:33.481-06:00thanks Joe - I thought you might have a few I didn...thanks Joe - I thought you might have a few I didn't remember. Restructuring is the high brow term for the low brow ass covering.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-6342817965484259252012-01-31T16:52:04.061-06:002012-01-31T16:52:04.061-06:00Here are a few more Corporate BS terms...
"Re...Here are a few more Corporate BS terms...<br />"Re-engineering" synonymous with "Shit-Canning"<br />"Basis Points" A great way for financial people to make very small increases sound HUGE, as in "Profitability rose by 400 Basis Points..." Translation: 4/10ths of one percent.<br />"Restructuring Charges" This is the CEO's FAVORITE tool! Instead of saying, "The factory we purchased two years ago for $20 million was closed last year" you can say something like "By taking a $20 million 'Restructuring Charge' we better position ourselves for future profitability...Joseph Smithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-72172719772391211772012-01-31T14:07:04.812-06:002012-01-31T14:07:04.812-06:00Hmm putting the reader to sleep. Maybe I should n...Hmm putting the reader to sleep. Maybe I should not expect too many comments. I truly believe the social media marketing tip is to sell social media marketing tips.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-61190289082140241982012-01-31T13:52:39.682-06:002012-01-31T13:52:39.682-06:00Ah, those words put me to sleep! I really get tire...Ah, those words put me to sleep! I really get tired of all the social media marketing tips, too. I just want to blog. :)Barbarahttp://barbarashallue.typepad.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-39193254659951569492012-01-31T09:21:27.756-06:002012-01-31T09:21:27.756-06:00marketing man - sorry to hear that. Just joking, ...marketing man - sorry to hear that. Just joking, I bet he finds your story phrases fun and a good distraction from the boring business-speak. Double chores - that's tough.<br />thankslislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-1263999346861044552012-01-31T06:20:15.637-06:002012-01-31T06:20:15.637-06:00I had to laugh at this - hubby is a "marketin...I had to laugh at this - hubby is a "marketing man" - but hey, it could be worse, he started out in advertising! After 20 plus years of marriage he knows far better than to ever try any of that agency-speak around me, it only earns him double chores around the house.. Shrinkyhttp://shrinky1.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-84266935311953801272012-01-31T04:00:33.494-06:002012-01-31T04:00:33.494-06:00Actually, it's a posh, gated community whose r...Actually, it's a posh, gated community whose residents are Catholic toilet lovers with green thumbs. Just kidding! (<--But only about the "posh gated" part.)sparkle.farklenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-62103598686277195382012-01-31T03:59:47.342-06:002012-01-31T03:59:47.342-06:00Actually, it's a posh, gated community whose r...Actually, it's a posh, gated community whose residents are Catholic toilet lovers with green thumbs. Just kidding! (<--But only about the "posh gated" part.)sparkle.farklenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-11713474398506217272012-01-30T20:58:26.436-06:002012-01-30T20:58:26.436-06:00A great homes and gardens place I bet. Is it more...A great homes and gardens place I bet. Is it more like rusted cars and statues? thankslislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-37731806036759861702012-01-30T12:54:33.065-06:002012-01-30T12:54:33.065-06:00Your featured "conference room" looks li...Your featured "conference room" looks like a lot of the yards in my hometown --with the exception that their "festval seating" sprouts flowers and Blessed Virgin Mary statues.sparkle.farklenoreply@blogger.com