tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post2324282626596697099..comments2024-01-19T17:19:30.290-06:00Comments on a few clowns short: pregnantBill Lislemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-73677021315847396512013-02-10T08:27:44.634-06:002013-02-10T08:27:44.634-06:00My first husband and I had three kids. The first o...My first husband and I had three kids. The first one was the learning<br />experience for sure. I remember being in the hospital bed and the<br />contractions were not what I expected, they were so much worse and my then<br />husband stayed by my side and tried to think of things to say to me and<br />finally I grabbed his shirt front and yelled at him that that was all his<br />fault and Never Ever again would I go to bed with him. Ha. I forgot that vow<br />as soon as I got home with the baby but during the intense birthing process<br />I was out of my mind.Guestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-83928772836674177622011-07-26T09:25:26.310-05:002011-07-26T09:25:26.310-05:00Hey that's funny but better than someone who c...Hey that's funny but better than someone who can't relate at all. I had to look up Braxton Hicks (internet tells me it is spelled that with x) to learn that false contractions are called that. I guess I'll file this bit of info away for my next baby shower - not. <br />Hope your husband get well soon.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-36332726460030024752011-07-26T00:22:33.610-05:002011-07-26T00:22:33.610-05:00Funny stuff.
My husband's been home a lot lat...Funny stuff.<br /><br />My husband's been home a lot lately (sick) and so he's been commiserating with my sister (who's pregnant) about their similar symptoms. Big belly, lots of water weight, swollen feet, cranky from the heat, cravings. And he started talking to me the other day about Brackston Hicks. What's next, I come home to him reading "What to expect when your expecting." ? ha hatracismixedbaghttp://tracismixedbag.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-60274638357387658702011-07-24T00:33:44.674-05:002011-07-24T00:33:44.674-05:00I think you are born with it and they were born wi...I think you are born with it and they were born with it.unknownmamihttp://www.unknownmami.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-74868408919259334922011-07-24T00:32:57.982-05:002011-07-24T00:32:57.982-05:00Oh would that be like strung out commas.
Thanks - ...Oh would that be like strung out commas.<br />Thanks - I bet your kids are learning to be funny from you.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-12867282541446662662011-07-24T00:25:55.128-05:002011-07-24T00:25:55.128-05:00I remember this one. I no longer need a pregnancy ...I remember this one. I no longer need a pregnancy font. Now I just use pregnant pauses.unknownmamihttp://www.unknownmami.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-34261906973341341852011-03-20T12:35:03.034-05:002011-03-20T12:35:03.034-05:00thanks I consider this one of my better posts.thanks I consider this one of my better posts.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-82386895258499403262011-03-20T10:34:02.370-05:002011-03-20T10:34:02.370-05:00hehe, this is hilarious, i particularly like the d...hehe, this is hilarious, i particularly like the dilating o!tinkerbelle86.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-66183766386334688402011-02-03T07:14:01.213-06:002011-02-03T07:14:01.213-06:00A team of European doctors has tested an “artifici...A team of European doctors has tested an “artificial pancreas” aimed at helping pregnant women with Type 1 diabetes control their blood sugar. The goal? ...cheap vegas vacations http://www.mycheapvegas.com/hotelsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-24794663526182553292010-08-20T20:32:20.088-05:002010-08-20T20:32:20.088-05:00I think its more that men can't begin to imagi...I think its more that men can't begin to imagine what labor and childbirth feel like.secretagentwomannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-83971187340990794452010-08-19T10:51:34.879-05:002010-08-19T10:51:34.879-05:00You got me on the sauce. Is that used in some par...You got me on the sauce. Is that used in some part of birthing or what?lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-6496100035585795222010-08-19T10:50:33.847-05:002010-08-19T10:50:33.847-05:00I think your story and mine are examples of how me...I think your story and mine are examples of how men and women minds are wired differently.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-38261233800605414022010-08-19T09:39:45.859-05:002010-08-19T09:39:45.859-05:00We have a funny bit of video of me in labor where ...We have a funny bit of video of me in labor where I am sitting in a rocking chair watching the monitor and say quietly to my husband that another contraction was starting. I was hours into it and they were staring to be very painful (no drugs), so his job was to hold my hand. But no, he stood there filming the monitor and saying. "Wow, that one's really strong!" Then he cuts to my face, and I am giving him the evil eye.secretagentwomannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-53431716280559640502010-08-18T21:56:08.587-05:002010-08-18T21:56:08.587-05:00You scare me that you know so much about pregnancy...You scare me that you know so much about pregnancy? Do you also use Prego spaghetti sauce? W.C.C.W.C. Camphttp://www.pjmonolog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-82915436934646596472010-08-18T10:10:56.503-05:002010-08-18T10:10:56.503-05:00thanks for coming back and sharing that story.thanks for coming back and sharing that story.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-16752200378377593462010-08-17T12:04:24.791-05:002010-08-17T12:04:24.791-05:00You are clever. VEry clever.You are clever. VEry clever.unknownmamihttp://www.unknownmami.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-54456387873733351162010-08-17T08:36:54.119-05:002010-08-17T08:36:54.119-05:00What is a guy supposed to say to that? Birth is a...What is a guy supposed to say to that? Birth is a natural process so maybe you are just a natural at it.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-37245442791620029702010-08-17T08:34:23.205-05:002010-08-17T08:34:23.205-05:00good moral and suggestiongood moral and suggestionlislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-75523280646691586282010-08-17T08:33:39.946-05:002010-08-17T08:33:39.946-05:00no not physical ones. it was a good lesson for me...no not physical ones. it was a good lesson for me.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-57921154014855432252010-08-17T07:29:04.901-05:002010-08-17T07:29:04.901-05:00Do you still have scars from the fingernail event?...Do you still have scars from the fingernail event? Yikes.TechnoBabenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-26505893580850614622010-08-17T07:27:06.538-05:002010-08-17T07:27:06.538-05:00With the last baby born around here, I remember sq...With the last baby born around here, I remember squeezing my husband's hand so tightly that I was aware I must be hurting him. I also remember not stopping.debbie_suburbsanitynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-33904141056043038472010-08-17T04:14:57.671-05:002010-08-17T04:14:57.671-05:00How random....and funnyHow random....and funnyGilzhttp://www.gillianhefer.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-1135872091179071552010-08-17T01:40:43.052-05:002010-08-17T01:40:43.052-05:00(insert pregnant pause here) ... jeepers lisleman,...(insert pregnant pause here) ... jeepers lisleman, you had me worried for a moment when I saw he title of this post in my dashboard ... <br /><br />... and the moral of the story? ... make sure your partner's nails are well-trimmed before attending the big event ...OneStonedCrownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-88018106810106488932010-08-17T00:49:37.370-05:002010-08-17T00:49:37.370-05:00My husband was not allowed to be with me at the ti...My husband was not allowed to be with me at the time of my deliveries. So I didn't get the opportunity to embed my nails into his arm. In a country where most women I know have their babies by caeserean operation, I had four normal deliveries. Everyone I know in Ireland (I had all my babies in India) has an epidural injection to control the pain, but I didn't have that either. I think I am a rather talented woman in this respect.gaelikaahttp://greatttt.wordpress.com/2010/08/15/ictia-6/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29376160.post-91174755670038383162010-08-16T21:23:39.074-05:002010-08-16T21:23:39.074-05:00Pearl, thanks you certainly are very good at prod...Pearl, thanks you certainly are very good at producing funny material. I've enjoyed your blog for awhile now.lislemanhttp://afcsoac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com