Saturday, March 24, 2012

I got fixed and a pizza too

Another Lisleman news report 
(news you don’t need know brought to you by lisleman) 

A urology group in Cape Cod is now offering a free pizza with your vasectomy. 

Here’s a question for you - if the guy goes through this and gets the pizza should he feel obligated to share it with his wife? 

“Honey I worked my balls off for that pizza!” 

Oh that pizza - NO meatballs please!



another circus 

27 comments:

Shrinky said...

"Honey, I worked my balls off for that pizza!"  Haaaaaaaaaaaaa, you are warped, Lisleman, you know that, don't you?

The punchline to the vid says it all.. "Maybe you can put some meatballs on it.."  Yeuwch!  Bizzare!

Pearl said...

Well if that doesn't get 'em in the office, I don't know what will!

Pearl

lisleman said...

 yeah nothing like a free pizza.
thanks

lisleman said...

 warped - yes I guess in a nice way.  Hey pass the hot pepper.
thanks

lisleman said...

 warped - yes I guess in a nice way.  Hey pass the hot pepper.
thanks

lisleman said...

 warped - yes I guess in a nice way.  Hey pass the hot pepper.
thanks

Barbara said...

“Honey I worked my balls off for that pizza!”  I love it! 

lisleman said...

 thanks.   I don't think it would work on a T-shirt do you?

OneStonedCrow said...

hehehe ... what can I say?

Sparkle Farkle said...

YIKES! Make that double-YIKES! I sure wouldn't be ordering any pepperoni pizza, because who knows what that topping is a sliced-up version of.

Lilly said...

You do have a warped sense of humor but I love it! You mean you have to go through all that just for a pizza? I also find it in bad taste medical people give out junk food, it's crazy. Hope you are well and happy. I have a lot to catch up on.

Frau said...

Pretty smart marketing! Never thought you had to market getting snipped! 

Tami Miller said...

Does this marketing gimmick even work?

Bearmancartoons said...

I'd avoid both red and cream sauces too that day.

lisleman said...

 Now that's a very disgusting thought.  thanks

lisleman said...

 Apparently the March Madness time is popular because the guys have something to watch while recovering.  The pizza goes good with basketball watching on the couch.  thanks

lisleman said...

 Doesn't Victoria Secrets market boob jobs?  It was smart because it got media attention which is free advertisement.  thanks

lisleman said...

 Thanks for browsing over the ocean.  Humor is a fun thing to warp.  Hey you could buy a vegan pizza.  I don't know how many there still are but I was always surprised to find doctors that smoked.  I hope you enjoy catching up.  thanks

lisleman said...

 Oh slicing and this procedure are related, aren't they?  thanks

lisleman said...

 Thanks - knowing it gave you a bit of entertainment is enough.

Secret Agentwoman said...

Since most men get vasectomies after their wives have gone through pregnancy and childbirth, I'd say the men damn well better share the pizza.

lisleman said...

 You make a good point and fighting over a pizza is not worth it.  you win
thanks

oceangirl said...

No ice cream?

lisleman said...

 If they did offer ice cream what flavor would it be? 

oceangirl said...

uummh cinnamon apple!

lisleman said...

 good one - rocky road would not be a good choice

Mrs4444 said...

[groans]

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