Thursday, February 09, 2012

what the fragment fuzzy

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...

I don’t know if Mrs. 4444 sees bears around her area, but she reads fragments on Fridays. If you don’t know, she collects Friday Fragments on her blog.


Mommy's Idea

Man stealing security cameras - Can you believe authorities have multiple pictures of him? 

According to the story, California is having a crime wave (criminals waving - bad pun) of stolen security cameras. Crack heads and such need security too.



Be careful this spring while in your yard landscaping. You might run into someone like the guy below in the weeds. (strange story)

Wooly Bully



Do you realize tweeting on the toilet has a totally different meaning than it did 10 years ago?


I typo a lot (typo-a-lot could be the modern day texting knight of the smartphone). I get preoccupy with typos at times. My spelling has never been good. Hopefully the level of errors on my blog is at an appreciated acceptable level. A lyrist, no I mean lyricist must be endowed with great spelling because a few typos would really screw-up the song. 
Everyday is a Windy Toad 
Twist and Shoot 
Sweat Hitch-hiker 
Spanish Harem


How could I use my honest looks to my advantage? Anybody needing an old guy for a commercial ad gig? 

Once again a stranger approached me and asked if I could watch his stuff while he needs to step away. I have the appearance of a free security guard. This time I was sitting in Starbucks enjoying a drink and free Wi-Fi. The laptop and Iphone sitting on this guy's small table would be prime targets on a CTA bus/train. A previous time I was sitting in the library and same type of thing happened. No theft to report.



Do you think FB is run by aliens? Why do they keep changing the interface? 

It is becoming FrustrationBook.



29 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I sort of want one of those squirrel candles.

oceangirl said...

It's your Erik Estrada hair!

Tami Miller said...

I always enjoy your witty humor.  Thanks for the smile!

Beth Zimmerman said...

Frustration Book! LOVE it! :)

Rebecca said...

Love the strange stories.  Also Facebook is free so I don't complain about the changes so much.  Meh....whatever, right?

Frau said...

Always a good laugh....Happy Friday! 

Barbara said...

You must have an honest face! That should get you some kind of gig somewhere! By the way, Woolly Bully was one of my favorite songs... I even named two of our beagle puppies Woolly and Bully! Thanks for posting it here!

lisleman said...

 Woolly and Bully - great names to yell out at the dog park.  How many  dogs do you have?

lisleman said...

 thanks I'm always please to share a laugh

lisleman said...

 Facebook free?  They don't need to charge you because they are making millions from you information.  I think it's ok if people understand how they make money from them being users.  thanks for sharing a comment

lisleman said...

 hey maybe I should trademark that.  thanks

lisleman said...

 thanks I'm always pleased to share a laugh

lisleman said...

 So my hair gives people the impression I am honest?  Maybe it's just the glow of the whiteness.  I forgot to mention I was wearing a hat at the time.

lisleman said...

 That was from catalog picture online so I guess you might be able to find them.  Now is your want due to liking or hating squirrels?  Setting them on fire might fill some deep desire in you.  I don't really want to know but thought I would ask.  thanks

Laurie Matherne said...

Spanish Harem. I want one. Of 10 guys, por favor.

Secret Agentwoman said...

My son had a buddy whose father would tell monster stories by the fire when the kids were all camping over there, and then chase them around in a gillie suit.

lisleman said...

 You are in a Spanish speaking country so that's a start.

lisleman said...

 That could be dangerous but it depends on how crazy he got.  I'm not sure I would want to risk having a kid up all night having nightmares.  I have enjoyed scaring people also.  thanks

oceangirl said...

a hat hat or a baseball cap?  that's a discovery, like Mraz's?

lisleman said...

 A baseball cap - you can actually see it in this old post.
http://afcsoac.blogspot.com/2011/03/foo-foo-friday.html

unknownmami said...

Hmmm...perhaps you need to hire yourself out as a security guard. 

Mrs4444 said...

Moss Man...what a weirdo.  "Toilet tweeting" LOL!

At first, I thought you were going to say that you're going to be on an upcoming episode of "What Would You Do?" 

Have a great weekend, Bill! :)

lisleman said...

 What would you do - probably doesn't even feed you.  I was hoping you would answer the bear question.
thanks for browsing over.

lisleman said...

 Personal security while you want to run into some store "for just a minute" type of thing?  yeah that's an idea

Mrs4444 said...

Sorry...Yes, we do get bears most springs; they usually arrive in May, though who knows what will happen this year, what with out mild season. 

lisleman said...

That's cool as long as they don't mess with your stuff too much.

Mrs4444 said...

Oh, they do; they'd destroyed many a bird feeder in this neighborhood. We just take ours in at night come May 1st.

Doreen McGettigan said...

I do think it is run by aliens and big brother.  Crazy criminals!  They are all getting so desperate.  Around here they are back to pushing old ladies down and grabbing their pocketbooks in grocery store parking lots.  They have them on camera..so far no arrests!

lisleman said...

Desperate crazy criminals are probably the worst kind because they just don't care.  With a big city like Chicago nearby I hear of very awful crimes that seldom make any sense.  I hope it gets better for you.

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