If I could turn back time - I’d look a lot younger.
Did you hear about the island nation of Samoa time zone decision? They changed their minds about which time zone to live in. They are not turning it back but pushing it forward by a whole day. They will skip Friday this week. They will go from Thursday right into Saturday. If they would have consulted me I would have strongly suggested skipping Monday.
One interesting outcomes besides not having Friday Fragments is the fact no one will be born or die on Dec. 30, 2011 there because the day never existed. I hope this day change does mess-up their Girl Scout cookie exports.
Quick pop quiz - what group burned down the house, asked to be taken to the river, but ended up on the road to nowhere?
what is that growing OUT OF MY EAR?
LISLE - Recently while shaving Lisleman discovered a hair more than an inch long growing from the edge of his ear. He quickly yanked it out and he is reported to be doing fine. However he blew his chances in next year's hairy ears contest at the Moose Lodge.
I can’t seem to wrap my noodle around the following which I am sure you have come across too. Why do younger (below 40) people rush around in a bigger hurry than older (over 60) people?
Certainly the younger ones have more time in their future than the older ones so logically it is the older ones that should be in a rush. Don’t the older ones want to get it all in before the plug is pulled? But since we are a very automobile society maybe it’s better to not have the older ones speeding around in their Buicks. I’m thinking of moving to Samoa.
Moving to Samoa got me thinking of becoming an immigrant. Did any of the Vikings from Minnesota (land of ice and snow) ever invade a warmer place? Nevermind - watch this.