Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Lisleman’s news and commentary

Welcome to another edition of Lisleman’s news and commentary.

Where news maybe be old but trust me it has staying power.


News Flash from the past - 
It’s 8:00 AM and do you know what women are buying?

Bust-Up gum


A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.

You remember those hot chicks smacking gum in “Grease”.  Now the Japanese herbal specialists give those girls a reason to chew.

Careful don't spit your gum because this next story will get your mouth watering.

poultry in motion

Canadian viewers in Ontario (that’s north but check your maps to be sure) now have the latest in digital technology cinematic entertainment.  The Rotisserie Channel brings the viewer every turn of cooking a great chicken feast.

Please watch this report from our affiliate station, Global News Toronto.




Hopefully demand will bring rotating hot chickens to American viewers soon.  They need a break from Charlie Sheen interviews.

Thanks for reading and remember here at Lisleman’s news center, the reader can ask anything at all.  I in turn, will answer whatever is on my mind.  Always being fair wins my readers trust.
 

13 comments:

SparkleFarkle said...

Perhaps it would be in Charlie Sheen's best interest to subscribe to The Rotisserie Channel.

Kristina P. said...

I will take 3 orders of the gum, please.

lisleman said...

Good idea. I bet if they put tigers on a rotisserie (it would be wrong) he would watch it. Also, Charlie himself on a rotisserie would not work because he is too flammable. thanks

Blunt Delivery said...

hmmm... just saw a segment on the Today show about recipes with rotisserie chicken... i think the universe is being very obvious right now

Terry Edwards said...

People will buy almost anything if they think it will be a quick fix to their problem. Following back, thank you for stopping by and following.

lisleman said...

thanks - BTW two things would make it easier to get back to your blog. One have you blog show up on you google/friend/follower profile. Two register your blog with DISQUS. Hope you enjoy what you find on A Few Clowns Short.

lisleman said...

You might be right. Ok, for an obvious reason you always remind my of Barbie. I found (long time ago) this picture of Barbie on a rotisserie setup with trolls standing around waiting to eat. Pretty funny - have you seen it?

Bearmancartoons said...

So what happens if guys chew that gum??

Jillsy Girl said...

It makes me think of when the Weather Channel began and I would keep it on for hours....but chicken, I don't think so.

lisleman said...

No No you are not a weather channel person are you? My MIL is obsessed with the weather. It drives me nuts. Nothing wrong with checking it once in awhile.

Barbara said...

I bet Charlie Sheen invented Bust Up gum.

Pat said...

Does this gum also make you forget to wear panties. The girl in the photo looks bare bottomed to me . . .

lisleman said...

I'm very glad you pointed that out. I wasn't too sure so I didn't want to say anything. You know it would probably boost their sales if they added that to the promotion. thanks

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