What if -
Lassie was remade today with a heavier kid and a cat.
(I found that short clip at Neatorama)
What if - you get caught relieving yourself on a traffic control signal box in Florida.
You might become the subject of "Name the crime" game. What a happy mug shot!
Slightly related story - check out Technobabe's embarrassing story.
What if - I run out of writing ideas for the blog.
You get this post.